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As I try to be a glass half full girl, especially being a non-monogamous lady, struggling with social distancing, the timing of receiving new toys to review could not have been better! There is something about being isolated indoors that makes me a little stir crazy. And the ability to just hit a button, for a quick, and satisfying release, is… well quite magical to say the least. A pent-up creator, is a distracted creator, and barely gets any actual work done. So, let me say a huge thank you to Betty’s Toy Box, for providing me not only one, but two toys (Next review in two weeks) from the Calexotics California Dreaming Collection. And a special shoutout to all those who voted on my Patreon page for the Catalina Climaxer to review first!
So, let us begin. After I spent about 20 minutes just staring excitedly at my new toy, I finally opened the box and began the first charge. It took less than an hour, but of course it felt like a lifetime. During this time I became familiar with all the magical settings and chose the vibrations of the main shaft and the clitoral stimulator I guessed would get me off the fastest. Once charged, I gave the toy a good, cleaning with soap and water. Next it was onto drying very carefully with a clean, fuzz free towel. I excitedly pressed the bottom button for the first time, and raced downstairs to show my partner that it was now officially… ALIVE! We giggled, filmed a few silly videos of it buzzing happily on the desk, and button mashed to ensure we were confident in knowing what every possible setting was!
Phew, now with that out of the way, it was time for my solo testing to begin. I should mention, that I am always skeptical of new toys. I have my standard go to, that never fails to get me off, quickly and efficiently. So, with new toys, I have to give myself a whole bunch of extra time for fair testing. And let me just say, I am so glad that I did. At first, when I inserted it, I was having troubles figuring out if I had pressed both buttons for external and internal stimulation, because quite frankly, it was intense from the get go. A very powerful motor was fueling this little guy. I quickly pressed the off switch and more carefully pressed the buttons, which I should mention are very well sized, and easy to use once your brain is on… Haha! Now I could play around with intense rotation of the big head inside me, while increasing the motor for the exceptional clitoral stimulator.
There are tiny little silicon protruders on the clit side of things and normally I think these are a little gimmicky, but consider me a reformed sex toy user, because, holy crap did that spread help to ensure that I go the most out of that vibration. I was even able to wipe off a little of the water based lube I had put on, due to being so turned on myself. It was intense! The last toy of this nature, with what I assumed was similar material, design, shame and feel I tried, didn’t even warrant a blog post, due to it just being … meh. I wrote a review for the company and went on my merry little way. This however, completely changed my mind. Nope, not all toys are created equal, not even close! And I cannot wait until I can share with you the next one from my package! Isolation is so much easier with high quality, and amazing toys!!!
If you want to see some of the behind the scenes photos taken during my toy testing, Patreon would be the best place to find those little gems, and then make sure to purchase one of these amazing toys for your household!