Yes, you are correct boys, women love a good dead fish picture. And what’s more, we are judging you by the size of it. The bigger the fish, the better. We don’t just want to know that you can provide a meal for us, caught all by yourself, but we want to know that there will be enough for leftovers! Oh, you are looking for a woman who cooks and cleans? Is that directly related to the fish you just caught? Why sir, you’re in luck. We will happily gut that fish and throw it in the frying pan with the secret recipe of spices that all us online dating woman share.
I guess fair is fair though. Because we female species know that when we put quadding or camping in our profiles, your manhood starts getting chubby. I mean how else do we prove that we are “down to earth“. Not a girly girl that you have to constantly spoil and pamper, but that rough and tumble chick that you can bring around to your buddies and get the hi fives from.
And for all online dating profiles equally, please stop putting nothing but group photos up. I do not know what you look like, and I don’t want to try and pick you out of a crowd. Plus, you are either the hot one in the group showing off, or the ugly one trying to bank on the cheerleader effect. Oh, but look how much fun we are all having posing for this epic picture? No, seriously, I do not know which one you are and chances are when I figure it out, I am going to be disappointed!
If you want to know anything about me, I’m an open book. Please ask me anything, because I don’t want to spend the time writing anything in my profile. I just hate these online things, and I am looking for the easiest means of meeting the one. We can always lie about how we met! Just judge me on the size of my fish, and not on my vocabulary!